missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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harryspankme:

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

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plasticbagvevo:

me:

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you:

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annulet:

baethoven

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untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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modeseven777:

sonicboom53:

ignoremode:

When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene

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When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.

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Final Chapter : (Name of Game)

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18inchesofpain:

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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Cuz I’m too fabulous

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unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

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"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."Johnny Knoxville (via bl-ossomed)

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