• Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
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ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

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kid:

This actually always made me really upset

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Who wants to hear a joke

So a school lost power

The students were rather

…de-lighted

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