xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN
doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

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thewonderyearstrong:

thewonderyearstrong:

pitbullfan:

blogging in front of your parents

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Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao

I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment

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lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

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shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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